Sunlight has dropped three points since the autumnal equinox, and conservative analysts predict a steady fall until the beginning of the next financial year. Prana and orgone have increased steadily in the same period, whilst chi continues to fall with the exception of kidney chi, which remained static. The sharp […]
The Twelve Days of Crisis On the twelfth day of crisis, The system gave to me Twelve councils cutting, Eleven bubbles bursting Ten states a-failing, Nine markets crashing, Eight corps a-voiding, Seven seas a-rising, Six hacks a-hacking, Five racist cops, Four bailed out banks, Three student loans, Two part time […]
Leaked digital communications between various branches of Occupy reveal tensions within the movement, which celebrates its birthday this month. Three groups, Occupied Media (OM), Occupied News (ON) and Occupied Press (OP) are at the centre of a war of words, with spokespeople from each of the horizontally organised, non-hierarchical, leaderless […]
With the aim of providing a demonstration of the efficiency and cost effectiveness market forces can provide, in a humbling display of tri-partisanship, the three main Westminster political parties decided to hold their entire conference season in an alternate universe – built for them by Capita and G4S. The decision was […]
COP You’ve thrown your fair share of sticks and stones, and broken plenty of bones where necessary. But it really is the words that hurt, isn’t it? You’re out there everyday pounding the streets (as well as political dissent) and what kind of appreciation do you get from your lords […]
Britain is coming to terms with the latest in a series of attacks on young people as a lone ideologue, with a history of involvement in a dangerous right wing group, once again targeted pupils at a state school in Central London. Witnesses of the attack, which took place barely an […]
COP This month things must improve as you’ve been derriere-lict in your duties. It may have been marginally out of your jurisdiction but this perp displayed a naked contempt for the law. He was clearly drunk and disorderly, indecently exposing himself and there was even said to be crack openly […]
With the government announcing plans to update the citizenship test to be taken by people seeking a UK passport, the OT, ever keen to assist, offers the following alternative test. How well do you know the real Britain? 1. St. George is the patron saint of England, but was he: […]
Much of the history of protest in my lifetime has concerned the enforced occupation of physical space, from the perimeter fence of Greenham Common Airbase to tunnels beneath the A30 extension in Devon, to the Occupy Movement’s own encampments in Wall Street and The City, to a grocer’s in Hastings […]
COP What great luck you’ve had of late! The power to enforce the law is one thing, but to be deemed above it is a very handy get out of jail free card. You’re feeling untouchable, as if you could get away with murder. But don’t get too cocky, Chance […]