Archive for category: Satire

Political Horoscope: July

Political Horoscope: July

COP July will bring increased demands on your services, but with it, increased powers at your disposal. While Olympians compete on a level playing-field, it’s your job to ensure those trying to even things up in the real world don’t get a footing. This is no time to be sporting; […]

Massive Direct Action Brings Capital to a Standstill

Massive Direct Action Brings Capital to a Standstill

In the biggest act of civil disobedience since the poll tax riots, up to a million activists took to the streets yesterday, Sunday June 3rd. Bridges along the length of the Thames were blocked in a co-ordinated operation to split the capital in half, as the red, white and blue […]

Political Horoscope: June

Political Horoscope: June

COP After a brief walk on the wild side, it’s back to work, keeping anyone else who dares to step out of line in check. Some might say you’re a hypocrite, but you’re just doing your job, which is to follow orders and not think for yourself. The mean streets […]

Political Horoscope: May

Political Horoscope: May

COP Recent events could have you yearning to join those you’ve stood in the way of for so long. Rather than denying yourself or feeling guilty, use it as an opportunity to grow. You often feel empowered, but are you really as strong as you think? The summer will see […]

Is “Is Occupy London An Inside Job?” An Inside Job?

Mark Weaver of the Paranoia Working Group reveals a worrying development lurking deep in the corrupt belly of Occupy London. Fears have recently been raised within the Occupy London movement. Facilitators using mind control techniques, secret hierarchies and financial corruption are just some of the theories in circulation. At first […]